Atom Girls - Girls Division Makes Play in C-Dog Trade
Submitted By
Sara Leask on Sunday, January 22, 2012
Just this morning the Girls Division of IceDog Hockey sent C-Dog a proposal for a trade. Their as of yet unnamed mascot who has only been with them for two weeks is feeling the pressure. He is quoted saying, "The Girls are my life, they've had a couple of bad games, but I believe in them. Things are gonna turn around at the tournament today. You'll see. Coach Dennis and I have an understanding." Coach Dennis could not be reached for comment before press time.
Read on to see the Girls offer to C-Dog
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Dear C-Dog;
We could not help but notice the goings on in the news.
The Girls Division of AE ICEDOG Hockey currently has it’s own Mascot, however Coach Dennis is on the verge of firing him for being bad luck. Since C-Dog appears to be in a trade position we hope perhaps he would consider leaving those unappreciative boys and moving over to the girls side. Here is what we have to offer.
A Chance to watch some REAL hockey.
Room and Board
Kibble/Treat bonus with each win
Full Retirement Package (several of our girls live on farms)
The Love and Affection of 15 girls!
We cannot guarantee job security, you will have to speak with Coach Dennis about that. Since he is so superstitious we may have to work to get past his “bad luck” issues. We look forward to hearing from you soon.
AE ICEDOG Atom Girls
